[ VARIOUS THINGS THAT HURT ]

There are many banal diversions and varied tepid humors amongst the pagelands of the inter net. But none is so bitingly hilarious and so pitch-perfect an ode - both to a renowned wordsmith and to the culture of the popular - as this page is on this day.

I possess a genuine gratitude to have been granted its acquaintance. It is an honor I don’t take lightly and will attend to often.

—Jesus Ali

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Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

One star.

They left him there in the cell. Delirious. Speaking of crazy things. Wild things. The guards would not touch him. As if his blaspheme would taint all in his presence.

We do not know how many days…